"You're gonna run into jerk offs. But remember, it's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it."

"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"

This is a few quotes I found on twitter. I guess it's quotes form this guys dad. I think some of them are funny so If you have sone time to waste check it out.

http://twitter.com/Shitmydadsays